Marx & Marxisms
“Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.”
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More Quotes by Groucho:
“I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it.”
“Anyone can get old, all you have to do is live long enough.”
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read.”
“She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.”
Also see: Wikipedia Entry on Groucho Marx.