Marx & Marxisms

“Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.”

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More Quotes by Groucho:

“I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it.”

“Anyone can get old, all you have to do is live long enough.”

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read.”

“She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.”

Also see: Wikipedia Entry on Groucho Marx.